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Trump’s Moral Price

I was speaking to my cousin John about the most recent New York Giants game the other day when their kicker, Josh Brown, missed a 53-yard field goal attempt. Brown had just returned from serving a one-game suspension for domestic violence charges against his wife, and I expressed dismay when he missed the field goal. John correctly pointed out that 53-yards is far away for any kicker, and that Brown’s miss was understandable. However, while I acknowledged that kicking from such a distance is difficult, I explained that the Giants are paying a high moral price to employ someone as ethically questionable as Brown is, and that because of that cost, Brown does not have the luxury to be held to the same standards as the average kicker. For the Giants to justify Brown’s spot on the roster, he has to be a great kicker, and great kickers make 53-yard field goals, and while I personally do not believe that any performance, no matter how great, excuses domestic violence or other crimes, professional sports teams obviously disagree with me. The Giants are keeping Brown because he is good at what he does, the Pittsburgh Steelers have kept quarterback Ben Roethlisberger in spite of being accused of multiple rapes, and the Los Angeles Lakers kept building their team around now-retired superstar Kobe Bryant for a decade despite rape charges of his own. It seems that there are few crimes and moral outrages that will compel a sports team or a business to cut ties with its best players/employees as long as those players produce at a high level or make their businesses lots of money.

After the conversation, it occurred to me that such a standard could be applied to other aspects of life, and I immediately thought of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. Trump has spent 70-years as an ignorant, lying, bullying, xenophobic, sexist, bigoted, racist, narcissistic, anti-semitic, buffoon, and has amply demonstrated his utter unfitness to become the President of the United States of America. For someone to cast his or her ballot for Trump in November, he or she must love other things about Trump so much that he or she is willing to shrug off all those other horrible things about the man. So I am asking Trump supporters (literally, this is not a rhetorical exercise): what is it that you like about Trump so much that you can suppor him in spite of all the frightening things he has done, said, stands for, and plans to do in the future? Is it Trump’s proposed economic plans? How about his stated environmental plans? Do you believe that his ‘wall,’ between the United States and Mexico will make things so much better here in America that his other flaws do not matter to you? Are you willing to put up with his past attitudes towards women, minorities, and people with disabilities (and pretty much everyone else on earth who does not share his last name, or is not Vladimir Putin) because you feel that he will make America stronger and more respected abroad?  What about him personally do you like so much that you want to vote for him in spite of all I mentioned before?

Trump on Economics

When President Ronald Reagan was elected in 1980, he made America’s rapidly growing national debt a major campaign issue, but even at the time economists and critics, including his leading opponent for the Republican nomination in ’80, George H. W. Bush, (who would be Reagan’s Vice President, and eventually his successor as president) who famously called Reagan’s supply-side economic theory, ‘voodoo economics,’ during the campaign, correctly protected it would greatly expand the national debt. Of course, Reagan’s policies did explode the debt at unprecedented rates  due to the not-so-shocking problem that if you take in $10 and spend  $15, you wind up deeply in debt, and his policies devastated American manufacturing by making it easier than ever before to outsource jobs overseas. We have now had over 35-years of evidence to suggest that former President George H. W. Bush and other critics were correct: ‘trickle down’, ‘Reaganomics,’ were horrendous for all but the ultra rich.

As a whole, the American public has been paying atention to the real cost of trickle down, which is part of the reason that the Democratic Party’s nominee for president has defeated the Republican candidate in the popular vote in five of the last six presidential elections. Trump seems to understand the widespread distrust of the efficacy of huge tax cuts for the rich benefitting the middle class and the poorest Americans, and he has responded by speaking like a populist who is for bringing back American manufacturing jobs and undoing the free trade policies that have been supported by every president from Reagan through George H. W. Bush , Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and up to Barack Obama. But in spite of the language he used, the economic plan that Trump has proposed is just Reaganomics repacked in populist language, and not only is the core of his plan a new massive tax cut for the wealthiest American, but according to CBS, his economic plan would add $5.8 trillion to the national debt over the next decade, while former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s plan would add $200 billion. And while I happen to share the belief of economists like Nobel Prize-winning New York Times columnist Paul Krugman that neither a budget deficit nor national debt is necessarily a bad thing, many of those who today worship at the Cult of Reagan, and who take it on faith that  ‘trickle down’ economics always works and profess to care so deeply about the national debt that they support a Constitutional Amendment mandating a balanced federal budget, intend to vote for Trump even though the economic policies he has announced publicly and on his own official campaign website lay out an economic policy that will further explode the debt and continue the pace of outsourcing more American jobs. So, if you truly care about the deficit and you are against free trade agreements like NAFTA or the TPP, then why are you voting for Trump? Trump may attempt to cloak his re-packaged trickle down economic plans in populist language, but what about his entire life history has convinced you that he would govern by populist policies? Why do you believe his populist talk when the plans on his own website prove what his actual intentions are? Can you really trust him on the economy?

Trump on the Environment

Once upon a time, environmental conservation was a non-partisan issue, with the Environmental Protection Agency and the Clean Air Act created and signed, respectively, by Republican President Richard Nixon, but those days ended long ago. Today the Republican Party is largely united by, at best, severe skepticism about climate change – especially man-made climate change – and at worst a total hostility to climate change and the very ideas of conservation and environmental protection. Trump’s environmental plan places him firmly in the ‘hostile,’ wing of the Republican Party, and he has declared an intention to abolish the EPA and dramatically weaken or totally abandon all environmental regulation in the United States. Combatting climate change is perhaps the most important issue to Millennial voters, and Trump is on what most of those voters consider to be the wrong side of it.

If protecting the environment matters to you, then why would you vote for Trump in November? Hillary Clinton’s policy is far easier to nail down, and is the most progressive environmental position ever staked out by a major Party nominee, and commits both Secretary Clinton and the United States as a whole to fighting to minimize the rapidly unfolding catastrophe (environmental, human, and economic) that has already begun. The Republican Party, many of its largest donors, and even some on the Democratic side of the aisle have tried to muddy the water – and compared to what some of the corporations on the anti-climate change side of the issue do to water every day, mud would actually be an improvement – on this issue by acting as if there is widespread disagreement within the scientific community about climate change. In reality, there is no real disagreement among scientists, who are in almost universal agreement about the threat that our nation – and our world – faces. If you care about this issue, then why would you vote for Donald Trump?

Trump on National Security

Our nation faces many threats, and simply having the most powerful military in world history does not eliminate all dangers to our nation. In today’s world, the idea of conventional warfare, with one nation-state at war with another, seems almost quaint. We have made ourselves so powerful that no nation has the ability to wage a conventional war with the United States, but that does not mean that we do not have committed enemies. The Islamic State in Syria, or ISIS, is one of these threats, and while under President Obama we have degraded and punished the group to near annihilation, but ISIS, like al Qaeda, is more about an idea, and as such simply killing their leaders (and we have) or taking their territory and weaponry (and we have) does not insure our safety. That we face such threats and others, including the cyber threats we are currently facing from Russia, makes the Presidency as important now as it has ever been. Not only has Donald Trump shown himself to be unworthy of the massive charge of being Commander in Chief, with his lack of temperament and tendency to fire off and attack all of those who criticize him for even the most trivial things, he has shown himself to be unwilling to criticize or stand up to Vladimir Putin, Russia’s strongman dictator.

If that does not raise any red flags with intended Trump voters, what about the fact that the man is actually running on a pro War Crimes platform! He has declared his intention to violate the Geneva Convention not only by torturing human beings, but he has proposed capturing the civilian families of terrorist suspects and either imprisoning, torturing, or killing them in an absolutely despicable attempt to keep their family members from attacking the USA. All the things that Trump admires about Putin are the things Trump wants to project about himself, but he has an inability to realize that just projecting strength does not make one strong. Putin grandstands and invades neighboring nations, and tramples democracy, but nothing that he has done has restored Russia to the superpower status once held by the Soviet Union. Trump sees Putin as his role model, his exemplar of strong leadership, while he continually attacks President Obama for perceived weakness. And yet, Obama has been the one to degrade ISIS and to kill Osama bin Laden, and Obama has killed more terrorists than any other president in American history. And while Russia’s economy has gotten weaker under Putin because his bullying invasions have led to economic sanctions, when Obama came into office in January 2009, he inherited the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, and has pulled us out of that fire. Yet Trump admires Putin, not Obama; is that not a red flag in and of itself?

I can understand why some people don’t like Hillary Clinton, but for me there are more than enough things that I can find in her readily accessible and detailed policy positions on the environment, minimum wage, foreign policy, and more that I whole-heartedly agree with, which allows me to support the former Secretary of State even though I feel that she often acts entitled (as if rules do not appy to her), is seemingly allergic to transparency, and is too closely aligned with the financial powers that reside on Wall Street. Of course when she is compared to Trump, with his flat refusal to either release his income tax returns or any legitimate health records, the notoriously guarded Clinton might as well be running her campaign from within a glass house under an electron microscope. But to support Trump, one must truly love something about his positions, since it is hard for me to understand how any non-racist, non-hateful/fearful person can tolerate Trump’s racism, bigotry, sexism, dishonesty, xenophobia, attacks on people with disabilities, homophobia, Islamaphobia, bullying, narcissism, megalomania, and ignorance just because he or she hates Hillary Clinton. If someone does not love Trump’s stated positions, and trust that he will hold to them if he is elected, then how can he or she give him the benefit of the doubt that he’s not really an anti-semite in spite of having Alt-Right, Breitbart hero Steve Bannon, as his campaign manager or flirting with David Duke (who has made no secret of the fact that he believes his chance has come again because of Trump)? That he’s not really a racist in spite of his nakedly racist championing of Birtherism? That he’s not really a bigot when he calls all Latino immigrants rapists and drug dealers? That he’s not really a sexist when he calls women dogs and pigs? That he’s not really a bully when he mocks a journalist for having a physical disability? That he’s not a liar when he claims that he saw hundreds or thousands of Muslims across the Hudson River in New Jersey celebrating as the Twin Towers collapsed on September 11th, 2001? That he’s not classless and temperamentally unfit to be the President of the United States when he questions the impartiality, loyalty, and even citizenship of an American judge, Gonzalo Curiel, because he ruled against Trump’s bogus university, or attacks the Khan family because they were critical of him? That he’s not a demagogue trying to turn Americans against each other when his initial response to the deadliest mass shooting in American history was to brag about his plan to ban all Muslims from traveling to the United States?

It is cliché to say it, but neither this election nor any other has ever taken place in a vacuum. Hillary Clinton is not running against a perfect candidate who will be the best possible choice and with whom one can agree on every single policy position: she is not even running against Senator Bernie Sanders, her opponent for the Democratic nomination. Instead, former Secretary Clinton is running against Donald Trump, and regardless of whether or not one decides to support either Libertarian candidate, former Governor Gary Johnson, or Green Party candidate Dr. Jill Stein, neither of them is going to be president on January 20th, 2017, and if anyone says otherwise, and concocts a scenario where either Third Party candidate, or someone else entirely, will be the 45th president of the United States, then that person is not telling the truth. It will either be Hillary Clinton who, warts and all, has shown the intelligence, skill, capacity for hard work, and temperament to do the job, or it will be Donald Trump, a dangerous demagogue who has shown ignorance, hatred, bigotry, an unpredictable temperament, displayed extreme narcissism and megalomania, has a notoriously short attention span, and has lied more often and more easily than any major Party candidate in history. If you love Trump’s stance on immigration, crime, the environment, the economy, and foreign policy so much that you are willing to live with endless stream of offenses he has committed just since he entered the race in June of 2015 (not to mention all the horrible actions and statements he’s made in the 69-years he lived before last June), then perhaps voting for him makes sense to you, but remember also that there are plenty of people in this nation – people who deserve to be called ‘deplorables,’ as former Secretary Clinton recently called them – who are voting for Trump because he is a racist, a sexist, a xenophobe, insults the disabled, is a bigot, a liar, a bully, a narcissist, and has surrounded himself by anti-Semities and White Nationalists who believe Eugenics is a real science and that ‘less desirable,’ people should not be allowed to reproduce so that they do not ‘pollute,’ or ‘contaminate,’ our bloodstream. Perhaps you love his policy proposals so much that you honestly don’t care about any of this, but you would have to have chosen willful ignorance to pretend that there are not plenty of people voting for him because of his most vile views and the despicable Nazi-wannabes like Bannon who now have his ear.

And if you really do abhor the grotesque things that Trump has said and done, but you are going to vote for him anyway because you hate Clinton and hope and expect that a President Trump’s most dangerous and vile tendencies would be kept in check either by the job itself, the other branches of government, social norms, his top advisers, or some other mitigating factor, please remember that such logic was precisely the reason that many educated, intelligent Germans elevated Adolf Hitler to power in 1932/33. I despise comparing anyone or anything to Hitler and the Nazis because some people tune out as soon as the comparison is made as it is over-used, so I do not do it lightly, but it fits here scarily well because the things those Germans knew better, and were personally disgusted by Hitler’s views on Jews, Communists, eugenics, and more, but they supported him anyway because they felt his most harmful, hateful, and deadly tendencies could be contained. If one cuts out all the noise and analysis and just reads everything Trump has said and done in this campaign concerning Blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, women, people with disabilities, soldiers, war heroes, Jews, and more, and simply decided to take him at his words, it should be impossible to support the man with a clear conscience. Put another way: unless Trump starts kicking field goals from 99 yards away and makes 30 of them each game, he shouldn’t have a place on our national team, and I would honestly feel dirty if, outside the election, he simply  purchased any of my four favorite pro sports teams, but there is not enough soap in the universe for me to feel clean with Donald Trump as my president.

 

The Greatest Dynasties in Professional Sports History Part I

When the San Francisco Giants won their third World Series in five-seasons in 2014, immediately the, “D” word started floating around: were the Giants a dynasty? In sports, only the greatest of the great are considered to attain dynasty-status; with one championship the team will be remembered as being the best of that year, with two, the team is truly special, but it is at three and above when the team truly places itself on a level where it can only be measured against history, and not against its peers. But how does one separate the greatest sports dynasties from the Big Four North American professional sports leagues (Major League Baseball, the National Football League, National Basketball Association, and National Hockey League)? Which dynasty is truly the greatest of all?

To make this list, a team must have won at least four championships in ten-years or less. Franchises that have had multiple periods of greatness, like the Yankees, Canadiens, Celtics, and Lakers are only listed once, with the best of their best. One of the primary tools that aids in the evaluation of these dynasties is the Simple Rating System – or SRS – that is used by Sports-Reference.com in order to more effectively evaluate teams; it creates a league baseline for a particular season and each positive number represents how much more often the team scores points/runs/and goals than the average team in the league in that season. So in baseball a team that has an SRS of one scores one more run on average than any team in the league.

10.) San Francisco 49ers (1981-1989): The San Francisco 49ers were the first professional team from the Big four in the San Francisco Bay Area, but they were also the black sheep of the large metro areas teams, being the only franchise in the area that had neither won a championship nor even made it to the championship game/series. That all changed in 1981 when the team that Bill Walsh had been building around young QB Joe Montana went 13-3 and the Niners advanced to host the Dallas Cowboys in the NFC Championship Game. With the Niners trailing Tom Landry’s team, and the clock running out, Montana fired a pass to Dwight Clark in the back of the end zone to win the game that became known as simply ‘the catch,’ the 49ers would defeat the Cincinnati Bengals to win Super Bowl XVI, and the dynasty was off and running. Walsh instituted his version of the West Coast Offense, which was based around Montana throwing short, accurate passes that allowed the wide receivers lots of room to gain yards after the catch, but while everyone knew about the 49er offense early on, the secret to their greatness was a massively underrated defense – led by future hall of fame great Ronnie Lott at safety – and after contending but falling short for a few years, San Francisco answered back with their incredible 1984 season. Walsh and Montana lead the league’s top rated offense offense, Lott and defensive coordinator George Seifert commanded the league’s top rated defense, and the team went 15-1 in the regular season and returned to the Super Bowl after beating a great Chicago Bears team in the NFC Title game (in 1985 that Bears team would go 15-1, do the ‘Super Bowl Shuffle,’ and achieve their own immortality) before facing the 14-2 Miami Dolphins in Super Bowl XIX. The Dolphins were the talk of the league due to second-year quarterback Dan Marino having maybe the greatest regular season a QB has ever had and winning the MVP. What was supposed to be a close match with Walsh and Montana on one side and Dolphins’ Hall of Fame head coach Don Shula and Marino on the other, turned into an easy 38-16 victory for the Niners and Montana answered any critics by winning his second SB MVP award.

A football fan might have noticed that I haven’t mentioned Jerry Rice yet, a man who is considered to be not only the greatest wide receiver in league history, but perhaps the single greatest PLAYER of all-time; the reason for leaving off number 80 is that the 49ers actually won those two Super Bowls BEFORE the team drafted Rice in 1985. While the Niners continued to make the playoffs in 85-87, they couldn’t make it through the NFC playoffs (the Conference entered a period of dominance that saw an NFC team win the Super Bowl each season from 1984-1996), and in 1988 the Niners actually had a less impressive regular season than in previous years, but they made it back to the Super Bowl for a rematch with the Bengals, and the already legendary Montana cemented his status as maybe the greatest QB ever when the Niners got the ball took the ball at their eight yard line down 16-13 with 3:04 left on the clock. Montana led the Niners down the field in a text book example of Walsh’s West Coast offense, making short, accurate passes that gave his receivers plenty of room for yards after the catch and fired a TD to John Taylor that gave the Niners a 20-16 victory. Montana’s reputation for coming through in the clutch was also aided by the fact that, in order to relax his teammates at the start of the drive, he pointed out actor John Candy in the stands. Rice won the game MVP, but the team was shook up when Bill Walsh announced his decision to retire from the game, handing the team off to Seifert. The Niners through the league in ’89 with 14-2 record, and Joe Montana won his first regular season MVP award. In the playoffs, the ’89 Niners were the most dominant team in league history, cruising into a second consecutive Super Bowl and then destroying the Denver Broncos in 55-10, the greatest blowout in SB history; Montana won his third SB MVP after throwing five TD passes. In 1990 Montana rolled to his second consecutive league MVP and the team again finished the league’s best record at 14-2. No team in NFL history has ever won three consecutive Super Bowls, but those ’90 Niners came the closest, hosting the NFC title game against the rival New York Giants before losing on a 15-13 on a last second field goal. The dynasty had come to an end not just because of the loss, but because Montana was badly injured during that NFC title game and would miss almost all of the next two seasons. During his injury, fellow hall of famer Steve Young had won the starting job, and while the team remained consistently great and won a fifth Super Bowl in 1994, without Walsh, Montana, and Lott, it was no longer the same team, but the team had established a reputation for excellence that meant they would never be the black sheep in the Bay Area, or anywhere else, ever again.

Key Figures:

Eddie DeBartolo (Owner and President)

Bill Walsh (Head Coach for 1981, ’84, and ’88 Championship teams. Retired after ’88 win.)

George Seifert (Defensive coach in 1981, Defensive Coordinator for ’84 and ’88 champions, HC in ’89)

Joe Montana

Ronnie Lott

Jerry Rice

Best season during the run: 1989 – Some people might say 1984 and that team had a Simple Rating System score of 12.7, but I’m picking the 1989 team that, while having a less impressive SRS of 10.7, went 14-2, and won their first two playoff games by scores 41-13 over the Minnesota Vikings and 30-3 over the Los Angeles Rams on the way to a 55-10 demolition of the Broncos in SB XXIV. Also, unlike the 1984 team, the ’89 team included Jerry Rice and featured Montana’s first MVP season. The 1989 San Francisco 49ers are actually my personal pick for the greatest team in NFL history.

Most Memorable Moment: ‘The Catch,’ which won the 1981 NFC Title game for the young 49ers and beat the Dallas Cowboys (NFL royalty at the time), is one of the most famous plays in NFL history, so it earns the spot here. In second place is Montana’s drive to win Super Bowl XXIII over the Bengals 20-16 following his pointing out John Candy in the stands.

9.) Los Angeles Lakers (1980-88): It may be hard for NBA fans to imagine now, but before the Lakers drafted Magic Johnson in 1979, the franchise was mostly known for coming up short in the biggest games. Between the 1961-62 season and ’72-73 the Lakers made the NBA Finals nine times, but had only won the championship once (in 1972). Six of those losses came at the hands of the Bill Russell Celtics (more on them later) between ’62 and ’69, and then even after Russell retired the Lakers fell to the Knicks in humiliating fashion in ’70 (when Wilt Chamberlain could not take advantage of a horribly injured Willis Reed in game seven). In ’75 the Lakers acquired the best player in the league, 27-year-old future Hall of Famer Kareem Abdul-Jabbar from the Milwaukee Bucks, but in spite of Kareem’s singular dominance, the Lakers still couldn’t win a championship in what had become a watered down league. Everything changed when Earvin ‘Magic’ Johnson joined the team. Besides himself being a great player from the very first game, Magic also made Kareem and his teammates better. In his rookie year the Lakers made it to the NBA Finals for the first time since 1973, and they defeated Julius Erving’s great Philadelphia 76ers in spite of their best player, Kareem, going down with an injury in game 5. With Kareem unable to go in game six in Philadelphia, Magic filled in with one of the greatest games in NBA history: Magic started the game at center in spite of being a point guard (although he was 6’9”) and he went on to play all five positions on the court, score 42 points, grab 15 rebounds, and dish out 7 assists to lead the Lakers to a game and series victory that earned him the Finals MVP award. After a down year in ’81 the Lakers promoted assistant coach Pat Riley to head coach and with Magic and Kareem leading the way, they again beat Dr. J’s 76ers in the Finals. In ’83 the Lakers returned to the finals and again played the 76ers, but they had added Moses Malone from Houston, who had always given Kareem trouble, and the 76ers crushed the Lakers in a sweep. However, the NBA was still not extremely popular, and in 1984 Magic’s Lakers would meet the Boston Celtics in the Finals, reigniting the Lakers-Celtics rivalry that suddenly had new blood because the Celtics were led by Magic’s college rival Larry Bird (Magic’s Michigan State had defeated Bird’s Indiana State in the 1979 NCAA Championship), and the league would never look back. Boston had won the championship in 1981 and in ’84 Bird won MVP and was the game’s best player. Bird’s Celtics prevailed in a classic seven game series (and he won Finals MVP too), but that was the only time Bird’s team would get the better of Magic’s in the Finals. In ’85 the two teams returned to the Finals but after a dominating Celtics win in game one, the Lakers railed back to win the championship in six games, with Kareem winning Finals MVP; it was the first time the Lakers had ever defeated the Celtics in the NBA Finals.

However, Kareem was past his prime and was exposed as such in the 1986 playoffs as the young Houston Rockets knocked off the Lakers before themselves losing to an all-time great Celtics team led by Bird, who won his third-straight league MVP. Riley’s response to Kareem’s aging was to give total control of the team to Magic, and he did not disappoint as he led the Lakers to their OWN all-time great season in 1987, won league MVP for the first time, and then faced the Celtics again in the Finals. Magic’s Lakers would win the series in six games (and it was the rubber match for the Bird-Magic Finals series, with Magic’s team beating Bird’s two to one), win Finals MVP, and clearly show that now HE was the best player in the NBA, and not Magic or Bird. In ’88 the Lakers returned to the Finals and bested a young, determined Pistons team in seven tough games, becoming the first team to win back-to-back championships since the ’68-’69 Celtics. Having won five championships in his first nine seasons in the league, Magic, who won his second MVP in ’89, was the heart of an aging team and, while the Lakers again won the Western Conference, the Pistons were just too much for an old and battered Lakers team to handle and they were swept. Big changes faced the dynasty in 1990 when Kareem retired and Pat Riley left the team too, but Magic had another MVP season, leading a Lakers team that fell short in the Western Conference playoffs for only the third time in Magic’s career. Magic was still playing great basketball in 1991, but the league had changed around him and when he helped drag the Lakers into the Finals, Magic was no match for the game’s new unquestioned master, Michael Jordan, and the Bulls won in five easy games. However in spite of the fact that Magic’s rival and friend Bird’s career was nearly over due to a horribly injured back, Johnson was still only 31-years-old and in good health. That was why the sports world was turned upside down when in October 1991, Magic announced that he had contracted HIV and would therefore have to retire from the NBA. At the time, it seemed a death sentence for Magic, but while it thankfully turned out not to be the case, his career was over. In 12-seasons the Lakers had made it to the NBA Finals nine times and gone five and four, and had won all five between 1980-88. Magic won three MVPs and three Finals MVPs during the run, and completely changed the culture of the Lakers, going from the team that always came up short to a team that could win the biggest games. Even now, with Kobe Bryant at the end of his career and the team in bad shape, it is still a prime destination for free agents and that is not just because the team plays in Los Angeles, it is because Magic, Kareem, and Riley helped to change the franchise.

Key Figures:

Jerry Buss (Owner and President)

Jerry West (General Manager)

Pat Riley (Head Coach from 1981-89)

Magic Johnson

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

James Worthy

Best season during the run: 1986-87 – 65-17, 8.32 SRS, victory in NBA Finals in six over the defending champion Celtics.

Most Memorable Moment: Rookie Magic Johnson jumps center for the Lakers in place of the injured Kareem, plays every position and scores 47 points. Hell of a way to end your rookie season in the NBA. Two other big moments would be Magic’s baby skyhook that pretty much sealed the 1987 Finals for the Lakers – a huge feat because it meant the Showtime Lakers would be the Team of the ‘80s and not the rival Celtics, and it meant Magic would be the player of the decade instead of Bird. In third place is the terrible moment when Magic had to prematurely retire due to HIV.

8.) Edmonton Oilers (1983-90): The 1980s Oilers’ dynasty may be the greatest assemblage of talent in sports history, as their roster reads not only like an all-star team for the era in which it played, but an all-star team made up of Hall of Famers and starring ‘The Great One’ Wayne Gretzky, the greatest player in hockey history. In 1983 the Oilers made it to the Stanley Cup Finals but was crushed by a battle-tested Islanders dynasty (more on them later) that swept Edmonton to win its fourth-consecutive Stanley Cup Championship. Gretzky had already proven he was the best player in the league, had won the Hart Trophy for NHL MVP four-straight times, and was still only 23-years-old, and the team finally started playing up to his skills, winning the President’s Trophy as the top team in the NHL regular season, and made it back to the Cup Finals for a rematch with the Islanders, and this time the Oilers steamrolled the Isles to end their ‘drive for five’ beating the four-time defending champions and announcing their arrival to the league. The Oilers had accumulated an almost unbelievable collection of talent in a league of 21-teams, surrounding Gretzky with Hall of Famers Jari Kurri, Paul Coffey, and Grant Fuhr and fellow top-ten all-time player Mark Messier, and from the ’84 season through ’88 the Gretzky’s Oilers won four Stanley Cups in five-seasons, with only an upset at the hands of a great Calgary Flames team in the second round of 1986 playoffs stopping them from winning five-consecutive titles; instead they had to settle with a pair of back-to-back championships in ’84-’85, and ’87-’88. However, the dynasty – which had a higher ceiling than almost every dynasty on this list – was running into the kind of trouble that did not face the others, and that was a cheapskate owner in Peter Pocklington. After the ’87 season, the cracks started to show when Pocklington got into a dispute with Coffey, and then traded the star defenseman (who is in the discussion for who is the second best defenseman ever behind Bobby Orr) to Pittsburgh. The trade did not stop the Oilers from winning it all again the following year, and running through the playoffs with an incredible record of 16-2, meaning that the Oilers did not even lose enough games through four rounds to have even been eliminated in one round. In the ’88 Stanley Cup Finals the Oilers swept the Boston Bruins and Gretzky hoisted the Cup for the fourth time in five-seasons; it was the last he’d ever win, and his last game as an Oiler.

Pocklington had decided that he did not save enough money with the Coffey trade, and he therefore could not afford to sign the Great One to a new contract after his current one expired after the ’89 season, and he shocked the world by trading could not afford to keep the Great One, shocking the hockey world by trading hockey’s biggest star to the Los Angeles Kings at the age of only 27. In 1989 the Oilers, now led by Messier, who had succeeded Gretzky as team captain, were upset in the playoffs by Gretzky’s Kings. But incredibly, the Oilers’ dynasty was still not done and in 1990 Messier won his first Hart Trophy and led the Oilers to their fifth Stanley Cup in seven-seasons. After that win, through a series of trades and free agent departures, the Oilers eventually dismembered the entire dynasty, Messier left for the New York Rangers, and Kurri joined Gretzky in LA.

There are other teams on the list that might have one more championships if or two things went differently, but the Oilers are unique in that they were broken up by their owner and while it may seem silly to say that four championships in five-years and five in seven stand as a failure to live up to the team’s potential, it is the truth nonetheless. If Pocklington had not been so cheap or if the Oilers played in a bigger market and could have been kept together, it is hard to believe that they would not have just kept winning title after title. If the team was great enough and had enough skill that it could win without Coffey and then without him and the greatest player in history, how could it have been stopped if it could KEEP those players together? It is why this dynasty is not ranked higher, because by all rights this should have been the single greatest dynasty in sports history, but Pocklington’s decision to break up the team not only kept it from attaining that status and made it so the Oilers’ dynasty is ranked behind two NHL dynasties that directly preceded their run.

Key Figures:
Glen Sather (Head coach for first 4 Cup wins, General Manager for the whole run.)

Wayne Gretzky

Mark Messier

Paul Coffey

Grant Fuhr

Jari Kurri

Glen Anderson

Best season during the run: 1983-84 – The Oilers went 57-18-5, led the league with 119 points (the next closest team had 104) and finished with an SRS of 1.51. In the Stanley Cup Finals they met the Islanders in a rematch of the ’83 finals that ended in an Islanders’ sweep, and defeated the four-time defending champion Islanders four games to one.

Most Memorable Moment: John Pocklington’s decision to trade the 27-year-old Wayne Gretzky to the Los Angeles Kings and the tearful press conference that followed it is sadly the most memorable moment for a dynasty that was cut short by a cheap owner and a small market when it might have been the greatest in sports history.

7.) Green Bay Packers (1961-67): There is a reason the Super Bowl winning team is handed a trophy named for Vince Lombardi. Before Lombardi took the helm of the Packers in 1959, the team had been terrible every year after winning the 1944 NFL Championship. Green Bay was the most successful franchise in the early years of the NFL, winning six NFL titles between 1929 and ’44. After that win though, the franchise fell on hard times, and watched from afar as the 1950s were dominated by upstarts like the Cleveland Browns and Baltimore Colts, two teams that had only come into the league in 1950 from the All-American Football Conference. But that all changed when Vince Lombardi arrived in 1959 after serving as the offensive coordinator for the perennial contender New York Giants (on a staff that amazingly had Lombardi in charge of the offense and Tom Landry as defensive coordinator) and instantly turned the team’s culture around. In 1960, only his second season ever as a head coach in the NFL, Lombardi had the Packers in the NFL Title game for the first time in over a decade, losing 17-13 in Philadelphia to the Eagles. The Packers’ loss to the Eagles was only the beginning for Lombardi squad that would own the decade, and in 1961 the Packers finished with the league’s best record at 11-3 to return to the NFL Championship game before smoking Lombardi’s former team (the Giants) 37-0. The Pack followed up their success in ’61 by having arguably the greatest season in NFL history, going 13-1 and defeating the Giants again (though, with the game in NY, the Giants kept it closer before losing 16-7). After the Packers came up short of the playoffs in ’63 and ’64, some critics wrote off the Packers as an old team past its prime, but Green Bay was far from done, and still relying primarily on the power sweep that Lombardi had invented, the Packers returned to the NFL Championship game in ’65 and defeated the defending champion Cleveland Browns 23-12.

Professional football changed forever in 1966 though, when the competing American Football League formed an agreement with the NFL for its champion to play the NFL champion in a new title game that would eventually be called the Super Bowl, and the new game would lead to the greatest coaching not just of Lombardi’s career, but perhaps in NFL history. The coaching was amazing for one simple reason: once the Packers defeated the Dallas Cowboys in the NFL Title game (which, prior to this season would have made them the champions of football), Lombardi somehow successfully kept his team of veterans mentally sharp and hungry to play in a Super Bowl that seemed anti-climactic and even a bit like an exhibition to some of the players. Lombardi was under an amazing amount of stress too, because the NFL believed that its brand of football was far superior to that of the AFL and many of the NFL’s most powerful owners were pressuring Lombardi and telling him that he represented the NFL and had to win. Then once the game began, the Packers showed up to play and decimated the AFL champ Kansas City Chiefs 35-10 in Super Bowl I. In ’67 the Packers started to show their age, but once again they found themselves back in the NFL Championship game, again playing the Dallas Cowboys in a game that, due to the sub-zero temperatures in Green Bay, came to be known as the ‘Ice Bowl.’ Trailing 17-14 with the time running down and the ball at the one, it was expected that the Packers would kick a field goal to tie the game at 17 and head to overtime, but Lombardi, saying he wanted to get everyone out of the cold, called a QB sneak and Hall of Famer Bart Starr plunged ahead for the score that gave the Packers a 21-17 victory. In Super Bowl II the Packers again smoked the AFL Champion, this time the Oakland Raiders, by the score of 33-14.

Winning Super Bowl II made the Packers became the first – and still only – team in NFL history to win three consecutive championships (the 1929-31 Packers technically did too, but back then there was no championship game at all and the league champion was just the team with the best record). However, after the game not only was the team now truly past its prime, Lombardi was burned out too, and after he was carried off the field by his victorious players, he retired from the Packers; his team had won five championships in seven-years with the last two doubling as the first two Super Bowls. Like I said: there is a reason it is called the Lombardi Trophy.

Key Figures:

Vince Lombardi (HC and team President)

Bart Starr

Ray Nitschke

Paul Hornung

Jerry Kramer

Max Magee

Best season during the run: 1962 – The Pack went 13-1,and won the NFL Championship 16-7 over the Giants. Their SRS of 19.1 is the second greatest in history, trailing only the 2007 New England Patriots 20.7. Of course, those Patriots lost in the Super Bowl to the Giants, which means that this Green Bay team may in fact be the greatest single-season team in league history.

Most Memorable Moment: Winning Super Bowl I is up near the top, but the prize needs to go to the QB Sneak by Bart Starr that ended the Ice Bowl with a victory for the Packers. It was the last game Lombardi ever coached at Lambeau Field, as the Packers won go on to win Super Bowl II in Los Angeles and then he would retire.

6.) New York Islanders (1980-83): When the Montreal Canadiens dynasty (more on them to come) ended after their fourth-consecutive Stanley Cup Championship in 1979, the New York Islanders were eager to replace that dynasty with one of their own. Coming into the league in the 1972 expansion, the Islanders had begun accumulating one of the greatest collections of talent in NHL history: it honestly was not that far behind the roster the Oilers had put together. As the ‘70s progressed the Isles and their eventual Hall of Fame head coach Al Arbour built a remarkable team with a foundation of Hall of Famers led by defenseman and captain Denis Potvin, center and ’79 NHL MVP Bryan Trottier, goalie Billy Smith, and rightwing Mike Bossy, who is perhaps the greatest pure goal scorer in NHL history. The Islanders were poised to replace Montreal in the ’79-’80 season, but new rules had expanded the playoffs to four rounds, which made it more difficult to win one championship, let alone more than one. Still, the Isles made it to the Stanley Cup Finals for the first time in their history, where they faced the Philadelphia Flyers, a team that had won back-to-back championships in ’74-’75 before being shoved aside by the Habs’ dynasty and was trying to return to greatness. The Islanders would not be denied, however, and they defeated the Flyers in six games to become only the second expansion franchise (after those Flyers) to win the Cup. The Isles had pushed themselves very hard to win the Stanley Cup, but somehow the team did not lose focus after their victory, but instead found new purpose in a desire to surpass the preceding Montreal dynasty. In ’81 the Isles showed their commitment to excellence by finishing with the best record in the sport, driven in large part by Bossy’s league-leading 68 goals, and they then defended their championship in the playoffs, defeating the Minnesota North Stars in five games. In ’82 the Isles again earned the best record in the sport, and once in the playoffs and, after a scare against the Pittsburgh Penguins in round one, rolled through the next three rounds with 12 victories and only two losses, sweeping the overmatched Vancouver Canucks in the Finals to win their third consecutive Stanley Cup. In ’83 the Isles did not finish with the best record in the league, but once the playoffs started they were just as deadly as ever, advancing to the Finals for the fourth straight time, this time against the young Wayne Gretzky Oilers who were gunning for the Isles just as the Isles had once chased the Habs, but the Oilers proved no match for the Isles and were swept by New York as the team won its fourth-consecutive Stanley Cup championship.

However, unbeknownst to the Islanders until later, they had inadvertently helped the Oilers to overtake them when Wayne Gretzky passed by the Isles locker room after the game and saw the bruised and battered Islanders have a very low-key celebration. The Great One later said that it was seeing those Islanders, and recognizing the price that they had paid (not just in the ’83 playoffs but through their incredible run) to win that showed him what it truly took to be a champion. When the Islanders returned to the Finals in ’84 for the fifth-straight season, they again ran into the Edmonton, but this time the Oilers were ready, and they beat the Isles in five-games to end their ‘drive for five,’ and announce the start of their own dynasty. By that point, the Islanders had set a record that is likely to stand forever by winning a ludicrous 19 consecutive playoff series from 1980-84. The Canadiens had won their titles when there were less rounds of the playoffs, while the Isles won 16-consecutive playoff series during their four-straight Cup wins, and then won three more to return to the Finals in ’84, ending at an almost unfathomable 19.

For some reason, this dynasty usually doesn’t receive the acclaim that it should, and I believe that may be because it took place in the time between the Canadiens’ run and that of the Oilers, and the Isles did not have the gaudy team stats of the Canadiens, who set records for the amount of points a team had won in one season, while they did not have the individual stars to equal the Oilers collection of Gretzky, Mark Messier, Paul Coffey, and Jari Kurri. Bossy, Bryan Trottier, and Denis Potvin are three of the greatest players in NHL history, but the Oilers’ stars were all better at the things that those Isles were best at. Bossy may be the greatest pure goal scorer in NHL history, but not only did Gretzky outscore him, he also had an all-around game that Bossy couldn’t match. Trottier was an incredibly well-rounded center, but was he as good as Messier? Probably not. And Potvin is one of the best defensemen ever, but Coffey produced far more points and won three Norris trophies just as Potvin did. Had the amazing Bossy come along in almost any other era he would have won multiple MVPs, he just had the misfortune to play at the same time as Gretzky. For example, Alex Ovechkin won the MVP in 2008 when he led the league with 65 goals and 112 points, while in ’82 Bossy scored 64 goals and earned 147 points, but that year Gretzky set the single-season record for goals with 92 and accumulated 212 points.

The Islanders may not have been the match of those Habs and they didn’t have The Great One, but for a while there they won like no one ever had before and none have since, are the last team in any of the Big Four Sports leagues to win four-straight championships, and strung together 19-consecutive playoff series victories; there’s nothing unfortunate about that.

Key Figures:

Al Arbour (HC)

Dennis Potvin

Mike Bossy

Bryan Trottier

Billy Smith

Best season in the run: 1981-82 – The Isles went 54 – 16 – 10, and led the league with 118 points, and a 1.63 SRS. They swept the Vancouver Canucks in the Cup Finals to win the team’s third-straight Stanley Cup.

Most Memorable Moment: The Isles steam-rolled the league for so long that they actually had few moments that truly stand out. Just before the dynasty, Bossy had scored 50 goals in 50 games, but Gretzky soon bettered that. They invented the playoff beard, but in the absence of one specific moment I’ll again highlight the facts that they won 19-consecutive playoff series and are the last Big Four team to win a title in four consecutive seasons.

The top five dynasties in sports history will be listed tomorrow in Part II.